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For anyone whose dream car technically fits in the palm of their hand.
This retro-inspired sticker puts an automotive twist on the classic “we have it at home” meme, featuring a suspiciously affordable 911-style toy from the fictional Road Dreams Aspiration Series. Details like “0–60 Eventually,” “Adult Money Problems,” and “Collect Your Disappointments” make it a perfect fit for Millennials who love German cars, dry humor, die-cast collecting, and questionable automotive spending.
Stick it on a laptop, toolbox, water bottle, garage cabinet, notebook, or anywhere else that could use a little more car-related disappointment.
This is an independent parody-style design and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Porsche or any toy manufacturer.
“We Have a Porsche at Home” Retro Car Sticker
$3.99
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$3.99
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This retro-inspired sticker puts an automotive twist on the classic “we have it at home” meme, featuring a suspiciously affordable 911-style toy from the fictional Road Dreams Aspiration Series. Details like “0–60 Eventually,” “Adult Money Problems,” and “Collect Your Disappointments” make it a perfect fit for Millennials who love German cars, dry humor, die-cast collecting, and questionable automotive spending.
Stick it on a laptop, toolbox, water bottle, garage cabinet, notebook, or anywhere else that could use a little more car-related disappointment.
This is an independent parody-style design and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Porsche or any toy manufacturer.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
| 4″×4″ | 4 | 4 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 5 ½ | 5 ½ |
| HEIGHT (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| 3″×3″ | 7.5 | 7.5 |
| 4″×4″ | 10 | 10 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 14 | 14 |