For anyone whose dream car budget and real-life budget have never quite agreed.

This funny Porsche enthusiast T-shirt puts an automotive spin on the classic “we have it at home” meme. The large back graphic features a retro toy-car blister pack labeled Road Dreams, complete with a very questionable “911 (Kind Of)”, “0–60 Eventually,” “Dreams: Optional,” and other intentionally disappointing details.

It’s a nostalgic joke for the people who grew up hearing “we have that at home” — and who now understand that adult money problems can get between you and the Porsche in your head.

BACK PRINT • BLANK FRONT

Shirt Details
Gildan Softstyle 64000 unisex T-shirt
Regular unisex fit
Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Heather colors: cotton/polyester blend
Tubular construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Sizes S–2XL
Printed to order using Printful DTFlex
Great For
Porsche enthusiasts
Funny car-shirt fans
Gen X and millennial car lovers
Cars and coffee
Weekend drives
Automotive birthday and holiday gifts
Anyone still waiting for the dream-car budget to catch up

The front is intentionally left blank so the shirt stays clean and understated from the front, while the large retro toy-package graphic carries the joke on the back.

Each shirt is produced to order with the help of our production partner, Printful. Please review the size guide and available color options before ordering.

PNW Performance Autos creates enthusiast-designed automotive apparel inspired by the cars, roads, humor, and driving experiences we love.

This is an independently designed enthusiast product and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Porsche AG or any toy manufacturer.

Size guide